Make Things More Simple

Apologies, Dear Reader, for the late post this week. As this is National Simplify Your Life Week, I had decided to just write the post directly in binary code to save my computer the effort of translating it into the raw data it shoves out my Internet pipes. I mean, it doesn’t get any simpler than just reducing all letters and numbers down to just a series of two different symbols, right? I only Got as far as “01000010 01100101 01100011 01100001 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01001110 01100001” before blood came out my nose and ruined the scratch paper I was working on.

That was when I decided that my tips for how to make your life simpler probably weren’t very good.