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After getting out of their princess dress-up clothes for dinner, RU and MeToo came to the table talking about what they’d each been pretending. MeToo said that, had she not been interrupted for mealtime, she would have gone on to get married, when RU interrupted her.
RU: No, you and I are going to get married, remember? We’d decided that we were going to marry each other.
MeToo: Yes. Because we’re sisters and we can always be together.
RU: Yeah, and it’s easier because we already know each other’s name. When I get married, my name will be [recites her current first, middle, and last name]. Which it already is.
MeToo: When I get married, my name will be Olivia.

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